Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she smelled like a LAN party
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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