Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my being single is dangerous.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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