Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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