He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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