we're blogging at a bar
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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