Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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