I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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