I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There r osticjed everywhere
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So. Much. Porn.
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