what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
