This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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