So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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