Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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