I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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