Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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