end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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