Buhtt sex?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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