How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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