weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Someone stole a lamp last night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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