He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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