Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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