I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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