i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i drank out of a bidet.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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