my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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