idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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