If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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