i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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