at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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