is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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