I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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