Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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