he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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