How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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