Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We are two peas in an std pod
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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