I'm really into asian looking animals
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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