remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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