Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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