CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my shit smells like andre
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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