i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
