Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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