Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and she was petting her beer can
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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