Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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