its not stalking. its research.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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