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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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