Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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