Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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