Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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