Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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