I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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