so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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