I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
