butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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