i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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