It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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