There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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