At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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